My name is Hatsune Miku. I am an engineer. I solve problems. Not ones like "What is love?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

I solve practical problems. For instance, How am I going to stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearing me a structurally superflous new behind? The answer? Sing a song. And if that don't work, sing more songs....

Like my signature war-making Love is War sang by me...written by me...and you'd best hope...sang in front of you.