I would SO watch a moefied Transformers mecha-musume show. It'd crap all over my childhood, but I'd just shovel it off and love it anyhow.

you ain't the only one buddy i love me some starscream... in any form possible

but... if they're like this then the transformations are going to be nasty....

For all intents and purposes, once she goes into vehicle mode...her breasts end up on the back of her head....?

Now, now, guys, you need to think out of the Energon cube here. Perhaps instead of the traditional transformation, a Magical Girl style transformation is invoked to have them go from moeformer to vehicle mode, or even to typical-Earthling-why-are-you-suspicious-of-me mode.

Megatron-ko for Student Council President!

EOCB said:
but... if they're like this then the transformations are going to be nasty....

Still far less disturbing on the whole than Kiss Players, though.