hang in there osatou-san

...I nominate Osatou-san as the mascot of "Digging Your Own Grave" pool. (lol)

Farewell, Osatou-san. I won't forget you for at least three seconds…
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■This is a measure to hide the survey.■

(He actually writes "three steps", which refers to an idiom that "chickens forget things in three steps", which is a phrase for teasing someone with a bad memory.)

Reader-added tags include "Osatou-san? No, never heard of him", "Waffle-waffle" (A 2ch gag response to stories (usually promising to be erotic) that are cut off just before the good part, supposedly required to get the author to continue), and "Food grudges are scary".

The survey knows what lurks in the hearts of men...

What are you afraid of?
• Earthquakes
• Thunder
• Fire
• Fathers
• Food grudges

(The first four are items listed in an idiom indicating how scary traditional Japanese fathers are supposed to be.)

Moonspeaker said:

What are you afraid of?
• Earthquakes
• Thunder
• Fire
• Fathers
• Food grudges

Earthquake? HAH!
Thunder? Bring it on!
Fire? Is it a little warm in here?
Fathers? Pleased to meet you.
Food Grudges? ... Uh... can't we talk about this? ... please...

Chocolate waffles? You're lucky those weren't my waffles, Osatou-san. Bad things would happen.

Well, Osatou-san, it's been nice knowing you. At least you get a few seconds before death; if it Yuyuko-sama, you'd already be dead. Gotta be careful about who's food you're eating.

For the poll, food grudges are scary. I know, I deal those out. You don't want to eat my food.

either the song was too long or Osatou-san is fast eater.

Moonspeaker said:
The survey knows what lurks in the hearts of men...

As do I...