If you steal his recipe.....
HE WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!

lol. kentucky fried chicken sword style

Its all part of the promotion for their new movie.
Cluck Peck: Enter the Fowl ^^

*Colonel Sanders Slowly walked placing his cane in his right hand, pulling out the sword of the chicken gods. slowly turning his head up with a devilish look on his face*

"From this day Forward there will be no more $5 footlongs from subway. This his my world, I will take it over and feed the world of My Original recipe! Whaha...wahahahahaha!"

*He pulls the razor sharp sword out*

"Now that you know my plan, I will dice you like I do my chicken!"

Chaosachan said:
Its all part of the promotion for their new movie.
Cluck Peck: Enter the Fowl ^^

lol Thats a rip off of: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

tek'uh-ko said:
lol Thats a rip off of: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Nooooo... Ya think?
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I've seen what he does after this before, it ain't pretty. Especially since he was freed from the bonds of material humanity. He can slice off a chicken's head and skin the body with two strokes before it's completely dead. That chicken's cut into its component pieces, breaded and in the pressure fryer in a minute. That's how good the Colonel is.

I guess it is a very common idea that the Colonel's cane is actually a blade in disguise...