Take orally twice daily or as needed. Side effects may include dry mouth, halitosis, lingual fatigue, mandibular hyperextension, and strong urges to administer seminal injections to your doctor. By agreeing to treatment, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless Takemi Clinic for all injury, damages, fantasies, transformations, or any other harm that may come to you as a result of treatment, before, during, or afterward, in the natural world or any other world.