no offence to Koala lovers, but that's highly insanitary. Most wild koalas have chlamydia, and at least one strain is transmissible to humans via their urine.
no offence to Koala lovers, but that's highly insanitary. Most wild koalas have chlamydia, and at least one strain is transmissible to humans via their urine.
no offence to Koala lovers, but that's highly insanitary. Most wild koalas have chlamydia, and at least one strain is transmissible to humans via their urine.
Perth: “But Mr. Koala isn’t wild. The Abyssals even got ahold of his yearly shots while they held us. And besides, Bismarck technically isn’t human.”
Bismarck: “Did they get the shots for him because you kept shoving him in their face?”
As if I even care!As an apology, I'll let you have a nice whiff of Koala-san's scent here.When is lights-out?Can we get burgers in the mess?You get paid according to how effective you are at selling through word of mouth!Stop canvassing for some shady network marketing scheme when you meet people for the first time, would you?In order for us all to have orderly co-habitation, every one of us must adhere to order.Can I sleep with the light on at night?My stomach is turning...I'm not great with the dark and all, so at least let me have a nightlight...Nnn...My new compatriots.Welcome,Just wait, I'll answer all your questions later...And I haven't even finished talking, so don't go butting in half-way like that.That's all well and good, Bismarck, but why don't you join the tulip bulb sales club "Monte Oranje"?Right now, both the sign-up and first month's membership fees are half-off!No, I'm fine. Thank you.It's a friggin' brick!You girls better beat it into those heads of yours.I'll start with handing out the summary book of the dormitory rules.And don't use the dorm's rulebook as a weight!Ah, sorry. Was a little peckish, so...Wait, why are you making cup ramen!?Does this dorm have an ice-cream maker?
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