Just keep trying :D

What a babelfish translation.

You should know better than to trust ANY of Eirin's products, Alice...

At least she didn't turn into a cat this time.

I cannot find snot 'sexually suggestive'

Retraction!! I see it now!

I came buckets.

I lol'd.

magnificent fail.

Considering sk-ii's later stuff, I expect this is autobiographical.