<insert some pun about wood>

How table-kun was born.

"So were you in some kind of accident?"

"No, me father was a tree."

JohnAnon said:
<insert some pun about wood>

I doubt 'morning wood' would work.

So this is how Ents are born.

Plank's misunderstood sister

AbatedDust said:
"So were you in some kind of accident?"

"No, me father was a tree."

well done

"Man, this tree looks like a fine piece of ass. Gonna have to get me some of that!"

1 word that describes how this will turn out:
'Splinters'

indeed

See squirrel, fresh nuts at the morning this time !

AbatedDust said:
"So were you in some kind of accident?"

"No, me father was a tree."

And thus Pinoquio was born.

Some people like bush.
Myself...
/sunglasses
I like wood.
/EXTREMELY LAME PUN

lawl best comments ever.

So, this is what it means to be a tree lover eh?

"So, you're one of those tree huggers, eh?"

"...Not, exactly."

Koucchan said:
And thus Pinoquio was born.

perfectly done

"I tried knocking on wood for good luck, but it wouldn't give it to me. So I tried banging it out and look what happened."

Trapped_In_Amber said:
"So, you're one of those tree huggers, eh?"

"...Not, exactly."

I just played Tropico 3 and I strated to think she's from the Environmentalist faction.

I've never actually seen dendrophilia hentai before.

That doesn't mean it's the first dendrophilia *porn* I've seen, however.

Popebug said:
I've never actually seen dendrophilia hentai before.

That doesn't mean it's the first dendrophilia *porn* I've seen, however.

That is the first time IV ever seen that word

http://www.xkcd.com/398/