Why even bother with a condom when you're guzzling that much man-juice? Intercourse isn't the only wayto get an STD.

Well, only if she has a cut in her mouth or intestines.

yeah, you gotta watch out for those mouth babies, sheeba.

You can get diseases like gonnorhea and the clap from microspopic fissures in the gums. Ex of mine found that out the hard way!

That's bad for the guys too if you got some fissures in the gums.

I believe pregnancy is the main concern here. But you know, STD's and pregnancies- they're never a problem unless the artist wants em to be.

yeah, maybe they're all checked out, blood tests and shit

So would the tag unnecessary condom be appropriate?