I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Welcome! Lookin' for a souvenir?

Too much of a hassle.

Ah. Yeah, I get what you mean by that.

Yes, I wanna get something for my coworkers.

Our sales'll plummet again if you do that!

Quit spoutin' nonsense and urge 'em to buy!

I'm just cozyin' up to the customers!

That's what customer service's all about!