If I was in such an obviously shitty situation, I'd gladly take false charity. Some asshole wants to pull me out of the gutter so everyone thinks he's swell? Sure, even if it only lasts an hour I'll take it. Fuck personal pride, you can't eat it.
Yeah, except the guy might just want to do it for publicity's sake alone... And you can't eat a fake tiara either, since I figure that's all your going to get from this cracker once the cameras turn off.
I didn't necessarily want to resort to this but she could later be getting a sympathy dicking from this guy too.
Also, I swear it wasn't me who put it in "Deep Thought"!
