Is the camera enough to add Aya and/or the pool?

Lime12121 said:

Is the camera enough to add Aya and/or the pool?

There can only be one Paparazzi but her.

One of the most questionable looking yet best massages ever eh?

Okay... any exaggerated headline that may or may not cost that crow her head?

rpg-vexen said:

※これはマッサージです

「気持ちいいかい、鈴仙？」「はぃっ、すごく良いです、あっ、んっ・・・もう少し、強くお願いしますっ」「こうかい？　・・・というか、変な声出すのは止めてくれ。　ただのマッサージだよ？」「だって、あっ、き、気持ち良くてっ」「だからって少し大げさだろう。あまり五月蠅いようなら、もうやめるよ？　そもそもタダ働きだからね」「そんな！？店主さんからしてくれるって言ったんじゃないですか！」「まぁ、永遠亭の備品の大口購入で儲けさせてもらったからね。商品の運搬もそちら持ちだったし」「私が一人で運んだんですよっ！？　死ぬかと思いました！」「それは僕のせいではないよ」「ひどい(T_T)」「まぁまぁ、こうして労をねぎらってるんだから泣かないでくれ」「慰めになってないです・・・でも、気持ちいいですね。店主さん、こんなマッサージどこで覚えたんですか？」「ふふ、良く聞いてくれたね！　これは僕の能力の応用でもあるのさ」「わぁやぶ蛇だったぁ・・・」「実は僕の能力は道具の持つ記憶も読む事ができるんだ。それにより道具がどう扱われていたかを読む事で、道具の持ち主の持っていた技術をも読み取り、再現する事ができるんだよ！まぁ、僕の全く知らないイメージはうまく読めないんだがね・・・外の世界の道具とか。このマッサージの技術は、鍼灸師などが使っていた道具から記憶を読み取って覚え培ってきた技術なのさ」「つまり盗んだんですか？」「人聞きが悪いな、門前の小僧なんやらというやつだよ」「あの白黒の手癖が悪いのは兄貴分譲りだったんですねぇ」「一緒にしないでくれ。盗んででも手に職つけないと生きていけない時代もあったんだよ」「・・・すみません」「別に気にしてないよ・・・そんな事よりさらにこの能力のすごいのはね―」「・・・うう、聴くのは辛いのに気持ちいい・・・何この感覚・・・」　　■ ■　　霖之助さんは鍼灸マッサージが得意、という二次設定を考えてみました。道具の記憶まで読めるなんて、実は本当にすごい能力なんじゃないかと常々思ってます。　■　翌日、「衝撃スクープ！古道具屋の爛れた秘情事！」という見出しの新聞が出回る事になりますが、それはまた別の話です(笑)

There's a story behind it in the pixiv description but I can't really make any sense of it. I think there's something about acupuncture in there.

I only tried because I was bored so thanks to the person below me for what is probably a much better translation.

rpg-vexen said:
*This is a massage

“Does it feel good Reisen?” 
“Yes it feels very good, ah, nn… a little stronger please” 
“Like this? ...actually could you stop making strange noises. This is just a massage you know?” “But, ah, it feels so good”
“Like I said you are overreacting. If you don’t stop being so loud I will stop you know. I am working after all.”
“You wouldn’t!? I mean you offered to do this didn’t you!”
“Well you came to buy a lot of furniture for Eientei wanting to save a little. (Translation unsure) You even carried them yourself.”
“I carried them by myself you know!? I thought I was going to die!”
“That is not my fault.”
“How mean (T_T)”
“Well this is thanks for your hard work so please don’t cry.”
“It doesn’t make me feel any better…but, it does feel good.”
“Shopkeeper, were did you learn how to do massages?” 
“Fufu listen closely now! This is one application of my ability.”
“Ah, I got him started…”
“I can read the history of tools when touching them. In addition to any tool I touch I can also receive information on how the owner used the item, (tn: Translation unsure) I can put the pieces together from there. I can’t put together a clear picture with my power…like with items from the outside world. As for my massaging ability, I learned it from a tool used by a skilled acupuncturist, and I have continued to cultivate that skill.”
“So you basically stole it?”
“That slanderous, I just learned without realizing it.”
“For an older person you have a very black and white view of thievery.”
“Don’t think I am the same as you, even with stealing you have to work to live in this era.” (tn: Translation unsure)
“…sorry”
“I don’t mind…but anyways isn’t this power amazing.”
“…uu, it hurts to listen but it feels so good…what is this feeling…”
*Rinnousuke san is good as acupuncture massage, is the setting I was thinking of. I thought the ability to read the history of tools is actually really cool.

*The next day “Shocking story! The old tools store's fiery, secret love affair!” Is going to be the headline, but that is another story. (LOL)

I only tried because I was bored so thanks to the person below me for what is probably a much better translation.

I think, there are some inaccuracies.

rpg-vexen said:

- How are you feeling, Reisen?
- Hahn-... it's so good... ah-... hnn-... please do it a bit rougher-
- Like this?.. No, I mean, don't make strange sounds. It's just a massage, you know?
- But, ahn-... i... it feels so good...
- Like I said, you're overreacting. I'm gonna stop if you're gonna be so loud. I'm doing this for free, after all.
- No way! You were the one who said you'd do it, manager!
- Well, I did buy a lot of equipment from Eientei, made some money even. And you were the one who made the delivery.
- And I brought everything by myself, you know!? I thought I'm gonna die!
- That's not my fault.
- How mean (T_T)
- That's why I'm doing this to repay you, so don't cry.
- Not very consoling... But it does feel good. Where did you learn this massage technique, manager?
- Heh, I'm glad you've asked! This is the application of my ability.
- Haa, here we go...
- The thing is that my ability allows me to read the history the tool possesses, the way the tool was manipulated, as well as techniques the owner was using. I can thus recreate them! Though, I can't quite read an image, if it is completely unknown to me... like with the tools from outside world. As for this massage technique, I learned it from the tools of an acupuncture master and then fostered the skill.
- In other words, stole it?
- Don't put it like that, I just learned it without realizing.
- You can top that black-white pilferer, I bet.
- Don't confuse me with her. There were times when you had to have some skill to survive, even if it's stealing.
- ...Sorry.
- I don't really mind... oh boy, isn't this power amazing.
- Uuh, it hurts to listen, but it still feels good... What is this sensation?...

• I tried imagining secondary setting about Rinnosuke-san being good at acupuncture massage. Then, I always think, being able to read the history of tools is really cool ability.
• The next day a newspaper with "Shocking news! Secondhand store's hot love affair!" headline appears, but that's another story (lol)

My attempt.

Should this be under misleading thumbnails? I certainly thought it was something else looking at the thumbnail >_>