Hmm... What kind of fake articles should I write for April Fools' Day tomorrow?Damn! I've been had!Aya-san, emergency! There's been an explosive increase of yukkuri!Soft CleanerThe following dayAbout 10,000!I know! I'll polish the yukkuri, and sell them as beautiful beads.But it looks like they're overflowing and causing problems elsewhere too, so that'd be asking too much.H-how many are there?I wonder if I can sell them to someone...I got it! Let's pretend that Yukkuris increased suddenly!"Yukkuri mass outbreak—numbers reaching 5000!" It sounds fun!Today's product is this: "Soft Cleaner"!Good, my lie can still be a lie.Hmm... Yukkuri numbers have grown too high, and feeding cost is so expensive.WhewThis is made of such soft material that you can clean delicate things without any scratches.
