Ah, he's dumber than I thought. He shoulda gone with my "decoy magazine that's relatively tame so that she stops looking over a false bottom holding the real goods" idea...

Still, pretty impressive/ballsy to go to the extent of actually publishing the photos of Fluffy in the swimsuit he forced her to wear. I'm sure some people will regret his passing.

He ded.

Did we all expect anything different?

But hey, she's on the cover. That's something!

so the surprise is there's actually no surprise