I can hear her scream.

The reality of virgins

I don't know what would hurt more, the act or the ears. By god, the screaming.

Kazuma strikes me as the type of guy who would be pissed off at her sreaming, but keep hitting it anyway just to spite her.

This must be the most awkward sex in the entire awkward sex pool.

BarefeetChaser said:

This must be the most awkward sex in the entire awkward sex pool.

Kinda feel like it should go in the My Worthless Lover pool as well.

Random_Fanguy said:

Kinda feel like it should go in the My Worthless Lover pool as well.

Because of Kazuma or because of Aqua?

Garrus said:

Because of Kazuma or because of Aqua?

Why choose? These two deserve each other, totally...

I can hear his exasperation just as easily as her screaming.

Garrus said:

Because of Kazuma or because of Aqua?

Yes.

They both deserve this on a karmic cosmic level. Aqua for being a shitty uptight goddess and kazuma for just being kazuma. I feel more bad for their neighbor in the stables who has to deal with all the racket from them.

Zekana said:

They both deserve this on a karmic comic level. Aqua for being a shitty uptight goddess and kazuma for just being kazuma. I feel more bad for their neighbor in the stables who has to deal with all the racket from them.

See, this is why I hate Aqua - she's hilarious in the show, but as a person she's just as shitty as Kazuma - perhaps even more so considering she has the LITERAL POWERS OF A GODDESS AND COULD FIX EVERYTHING FOREVER IF SHE WANTED TO BUT DOESN'T. (although i guess the same goes for eris technically but shut up i'm justifying my hate)

Strangely enough, this is exactly why I think KazumaxDankness would work out: Darkness accepts Kazuma's assholery because she gets off on it, which in turn makes him nicer to her. The way Kazuma goes sweet on Darkness sometimes is very cute. I still think Eris/Chris is best girl, but the power of this ship cannot be denied. Toot toot.

Something... i hearing to someone's scream

"Kazuma, that's the wrong hole! THAT'S THE WRONG HOLE!"

Theparagon said:

I can hear his exasperation just as easily as her screaming.

On the other hand, I can see him smirking in by Aqua saying his dick is so huge it's like a tree splitting her in two. Or him having a true God's dick and she can't take it while she is stuck in a mortal form.

Kazzius said:

A brief talk about Gods and their lack of fixing problems, and about Darkness and Kazuma.

I'm gonna stick with Hal Jordan on this one, it's not in the right for Gods to mettle in the affairs of its people. That'd insinuate that free will is a myth; if God can fix all our problems, why bother doing anything about them? The glory of Konosuba is that it shows the two gods we've seen up to now having glaring flaws (Aqua with her intelligence and Eris with her self-image.)

Also, while I'm not a Darkness x Kazuma shipper (MeguKazu, the coldest take ship, truther here), I can see your logic. In truth, all 3 of them are perfectly fine. It's their flaws that make them feel so different.