Kaguya: "Hey Chibi Chum, Mokou! Why don't we pass the time by singing a song?"

Mokou: "OK Chibi Chum, Kaguya! That sounds like fun!"

Kaguya: "Ooookay! Here it goes! 99 bottles of BONK on the wall! 99 bottles of BOoOoONK!"

Mokou: "Take one down! Pass it around!"

Kaguya: "98 bottles of BONK on the wall!"

[Some time later...]

Kaguya: "11 bottles of BONK on the wall! 11 bottles of BONK!"

Mokou: "TaKe OnE DoWn, PaSs It A aRoUnD..." [falls over]

Kaguya: "TEeEN bottles of BONK on the wall!"

STOP! Hammer time!

Bonk

There's an "I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER" joke to be had here, but a bonk doesn't warrant it.