Ohh, I get it! "Come into my parlor" said the spider to the fly.

Very clever.

→ well Kisume
→ pachinko salmon
Shop Towels Parusui →
Isamu Tadashi → liquor store

yuugi's shop will go out of business in no time. She should have had a gym while Suika had the liquor store, what with her limitless sake gourd

I'm not understanding the engrish tag on this. Is it because of Parlor?

typo would be more appropriate.

parsee has a web-store.

I heard Yamame sells a lot of stoff online too. Afterall, she has a really nice website.

Desu_Warrior said:
I heard Yamame sells a lot of stoff online too. Afterall, she has a really nice website.

There's internet in Gensokyo??

makkun said:
There's internet in Gensokyo??

When in doubt, Yukari did it.

jmw_84 said:
→ well Kisume
→ pachinko salmon
Shop Towels Parusui →
Isamu Tadashi → liquor store

'Isamu Tadashi'? Every time I think Google Translate can't get any worse...

For those who are complaining about the Google Translate thingy:

Artist Commentary:

キスメ→井戸
ヤマメ→パチンコ屋
パルスィ→タオル屋
勇儀→酒屋

Kisume -> Water Well
Yamame -> Pachinko Parlor
Parsee -> Towel Shop
Yuugi -> Liquor Store

I don't get the towels for Parsee thing. Wouldn't a bridge toll-booth make more sense?

Desu_Warrior said:
I heard Yamame sells a lot of stoff online too. Afterall, she has a really nice website.

Hehe, I see what you did there.

Parsee's Towel Shop, for all your jealousy-induced cloth-biting needs.

Parsee is persian. I think it's a reference to persian rugs.

When leaving Parsee's shop, don't forget your towel.

Interestingly, 'Palor' is also a typo of 'Pallor', which is something like going pale when you're sick. Which is what Yamame causes.

If it's an intended dual pun, whoever made this gets a dozen internets.