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cirno, fujiwara no mokou, rumia, kamishirasawa keine, and mystia lorelei (touhou) drawn by nosuku

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    Sensei! Question!

    Moko: What color are your panties today!!?

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    kittey
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    GreenDrag said:
    I've got an idea... someone should try answering all these dumb questions... Just for the lols...

    I can’t resist the equally intelligent/dumb answers. Sorry.

    sandel-hat said: Sensei! What are your measurements?

    My hat measures 13 x 13 x 14 cm.

    Mr.Obake said: Sensei! Have you ever kissed a boy before?

    There are no young males in Gensokyo, unless kyouno’s world becomes canon.

    AnimeMaster said: Sensei! Is it possible to divide zero?

    Yes, and the result will always be zero. Just don’t divide by zero.

    zigzag said: Sensei! Can I get extra credit?

    No, it’s already game over for you.

    GMO said: Sensei! May I please be excused? I wanna go kill Kaguya now!

    No. It’s always a pain to make the villagers forget the massacre.

    Clone394 said: Sensei! What colour is your underwear?

    They're not panties, so it's not embarrassing!

    SBKT said: Sensei! Does dying repeatedly cause brain dama-

    No, it’s very healthy (for me right now).

    ftahgn said: Sensei! Are we going to have Cirno as a snack?

    Yes, have some.

    JakeBob said: Sensei! Why am I in this class?

    Because you got held back 86156 times due to dumb questions.

    Phuong said: Sensei! Will you marry me after I graduate?

    You will never graduate like this.

    LilacTempest said: Sensei! Why do you have a pagoda on your head?

    It’s not a pagoda, it’s my bento box.

    Jigsy said: Sensei! How do magnets work?

    Magic.

    CWX said: Sensei! What is sex?

    What comes after five.

    WebBrowser said: Sensei! Do fairies exist?

    What gave you that idea?

    Touhou_Hijack said: Sensei! Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get away from Yuyuko.

    T34/38 said: Sensei! Who invented the wheel?

    Nitori.

    sithaphong said: Sensei! What's yaoi?

    That's not an interesting question and there's no point in asking that in Gensokyo because it has no meaning here.

    ExecutorBill said: Sensei! What's... forgot my question, nevermind!

    Go stand in the hall!

    AmuletMoon said: Keine-sensei is angry because you keep asking her questions.
    Anyway, Sensei! I wanna go kill Kaguya!

    No, just because you keep repeating yourself!

    argnator said: Sensei!

    Ninomiya-kun!

    Tetrominon said: Sensei! How long until the mods start handing out bans for this comment thread?

    Depends on how funny this is.

    Flippernino said: Sensei! Why did you become a teacher?

    To be able to throw this piece of chalk at you.

    SonicGTR said: SENSEI! DO EVERYTHING!

    I CAN FLY!

    Holydude said: Sensei! when do you tune bagpipes??

    When they’re off-tune.

    T34/38 said: Sensei! I'm in despair! Can I go outside and KILL Kaguya?

    Your repeating has left me in despair!

    makkun said: Sensei! Why is the earth round?

    Earth? What earth? This is Gensokyo.

    EmaEiishi said: Sensei! Please go out with me!

    I will, for your spanking.

    xbolt said: Sensei! I don't know what the answer is!

    That’s because I haven’t asked a question yet.

    The_Shadow said: Sensei! I think I have the "Chin-chin!" Mystia keeps warbling about over here!

    No, that’s your mobile phone.

    AliceBlack said: Sensei! When do we take a break?

    Once I finished this class on lunatic mode.

    lolin86 said: Sensei! when does all this people will stop bumping this post thinking they funny?

    Once they find the Post without bumping button.

    GMO said: Sensei! What is a man?

    A miserable little pile of secrets!

    I’m sorry…
    For the ⑨ people: Don’t even think of quoting this thing in its entirety.

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    kittey
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    LilacTempest said: NINOMIYA-KUN!!

    Magus said: A miserable little pile of secrets!

    Argh! Didn’t think of these, but thanks to the magic of the Edit link they’re now fixed. Thanks, guys.

    Btw, I’m not going to answer any other “Sensei!” questions because I don’t want to push my luck with the mods.

    Updated by kittey

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    1Kero2Kero
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    I'm bored so

    USTaskForce160 said:
    Sensei! What the hell did you do to my attack helicopter that was parked on top of the bicycle rack?

    Nitori stole it.

    xbolt said:
    Sensei! I want to quote Kittey's post in its entirety!

    (Kudos to you, sir.)

    Good luck trying.

    ImitationJesus said:
    Sensei! What is love?

    A Master Spark.

    OhCrap said:
    Sensei! U mad?

    Yes.

    UnnamedYoukai said:
    Sensei! Why is the chalkboard to our left if you're in front of us?

    That not a chalkboard, it was a window until Flandre broke it.

    killyou5 said:
    Sensei! why do you Caved someone when you turn to your ex-form?

    Because a lot of people proof to that their is a lower level of stupidity then baka.

    killyou5 said:
    Sensei! Am I annoying?

    Yes

    01Sherlock said:
    Sensei! Is it milking day?

    Patchouli isn't here here today.

    PARTRONER said:
    Sensei! Did I lose the game?

    You still have one life left.

    SpecterVonBaren said:
    I'm not normally perverted like this but.

    Sensei! Why is Cirno masturbating?

    She not masturbating, she had her hand down there and has to keep it down there for the rest of the day.

    Vezon_The_Insane said:
    Sensei! how do I make my boobs bigger?

    Go to Eirin.

    Shihion-fon said:
    Sensei! If you're shaking cause you're cold allow me to hold you so you can be warm!!!

    No!

    Platina-Jolteon said:
    Sensei! When will these questions end!?

    They'll never end, just like everyone homework.

    *Daisu~ said:
    Sensei! show me your boobs!

    No..... But

    akumaten said:
    Sensei!
    Show us your horns!

    I'm willing to show you my horns.

    silentbob111 said:
    Sensei! How do I shot web?

    Ask Yamame.

    Azerus said:
    Sensei, are mayonese and horse riding musical instruments??

    No and no.

    Floof said:
    Sensei! Do you like jazz?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPT5C3Ambn0

    Jota-Ce said:
    Sensei! Why am I sitting in your class when I'm not even one of your students?

    Tell me why I'm teaching a class of children that aren't human.

    Ojou-sama said:
    Sensei! Why am I asking all of these questions?

    Because I don't get pay enough for this.

    rollingdice said:
    Sensei! Can you snap a piece of chalk with just two fingers?

    I only need one.

    Robomorons said:
    Sensei! Are you a real Nowhere Man!?

    No.

    Meso'ed said:
    Sensei! Why are Rumia's arms down?!

    She has to keep them down when she in the classroom.

    JJoestar said:
    Sensei! How many licks does it take to reach to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

    None just bite the thing!

    boomersooner said:
    Sensei! Can you take us all drinking after class? I've heard of these things called Flaming B-52's I wanna try out.

    Village would catch on fire if any of you gotten drunk.

    Andulusi said:
    Sensei! What would you do if I sang out of tune?

    Male you stand out in the hall and hold two buckets of water.

    UnyuCannon said:
    Sensei! How I mine 4 fish?

    How to flush them down.

    colBoh said:
    Sensei! How is babby formed?

    Talk to Rumia

    KegMinami said:
    Sensei! What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    An African or European swallow?

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