世界のノッブからのバレンタインチョコ。

信長の背後に顕現する謎骸骨がフランベされて燃えている様をあらわした謎チョコ。いまだにこの骸骨が何なのかはっきりしないが、それはまあ今回もどうでもいい。

かの髑髏チョコをさらに一歩推し進めた珠玉の一品。割とかっこいいけど欲しくはない。

「イェーイ！　皆のものバレンタインっとるかのう！！
わしこそが戦国史上最もバーニングなバレンタインの雄、そうわしじゃ！　で、これがわし特製のバーニング是非もないチョコ！　賞味期限はあと１０秒！　急げ、人間５０年！　チョコのうちを食らぶれば！　甘き浮世の如くなり！　聞いてください、そんなわしとそなたの晴れ舞台。いざ本能寺へ届け、バレンタイン・ロックンロォーーーーーゥル！」

――あ、溶けた。

Valentine's chocolate from the international superstar Nobbu.

A mysterious chocolate shaped like the giant flaming skeleton that appears behind Nobunaga. To this day, it's unclear what that skeleton actually does. But really, does it even matter?

A magnificent product that elevates a certain other chocolate to greater heights. It's kinda cool, but you still don't really want it.

"Yeah! Is everyone Valentine-ing!?
I am the head of Valentines of the Warring States! Yep! It's me! And this here's my specially-made Chocolate Burns, It Can't Be Helped! Only ten seconds left until it goes bad! Quick! Human life is but 50 years! Eat it while it's still chocolate! It's like a sweet dream! Now listen! The big spotlight is on the stage! For us! Let's shred so loud it'll reach Honnoji! Valentine's Rock 'n' Roll!!!"

...Oh, it melted.