The survey is for display only. Please do not consume:

What do you want to try eating?
• Cardboard manjuu
• Plastic rice
• Vinyl nori
• Blue-glowing pork
• Tapioca made of tires

Reader-added tags include "Enough oil that your gatekeeper won't do its work", "Survey that's all failed-retailer buyout stuff" and "Cruel survey".

To be blunt, your gatekeeper won't do its work

lol

Not sure if worth it or not.

Looking up a bit and it says that while it is really delicious, it will cause an explosive, oily, orange diarrhea.

Apparently the blue glowing pork is perfectly safe to eat as long as you cook it first. Just like normal pork. (The glow is caused by phosphorescent bacteria.)

Moonspeaker said:

The survey is for display only. Please do not consume:

What do you want to try eating?
• Cardboard manjuu
• Plastic rice
• Vinyl nori
• Blue-glowing pork
• Tapioca made of tires

Why not blue pudding made from a slightly non-toxic form of fiberglass insulation that causes it to bounce off the lining my stomach and back out of my mouth~? Zero calories consumed there, am I right~?

wahahahaha said:

Not sure if worth it or not.

Looking up a bit and it says that while it is really delicious, it will cause an explosive, oily, orange diarrhea.

So, it's kind of like a naturally-occurring Olestra, then?

Chocolate Raaaaaaaaaaaaaain
The indoor plumbing's going to feel the pain

Cliff_Edge said:

Chocolate Raaaaaaaaaaaaaain
The indoor plumbing's going to feel the pain

I laughed more than I should have.