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Evil woman maxxing on Mother's Day.

So far the game sounds like Buckshot roulette but with waifu

How do y'all think an interaction between her and The Dealer would go?
My guess is that it wouldn't go well...

Whoops, I had a full set of tags prepared for two posts and accidentally used the wrong ones here.

Why need big tits for yourself. When your wife have that already? Just shove your face in!

@gasonjon35 "Imageboard" isn't a valid source, where did you get this?

@Talulah When I searched for this image in good quality through Google Lens, the best result was some kind of Imageboard

gasonjon35 said in comment #2598349:

@Talulah When I searched for this image in good quality through Google Lens, the best result was some kind of Imageboard

No one posts like Gasjon
No one coasts like Gasjon
No one's ripe for indelible toasts like Gasjon
For there's no chad in town half as chadly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Bradley
And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on

All roads leads to Ayaka getting teased ...

Suddenly I'm switching my major

For England James?

Camera: Fujifilm X100F

AlsoSprachOdin2 said in comment #2598040:

Oh, you do actually think that's what she means?

No, I'm saying it's a missed opportunity for a pun.

blindVigil said in comment #2598047:
The commentary literally explains the joke.

Ah, I missed that. Well, I guess that answers my question, thanks.

blindVigil said in comment #2598047:
You're just being difficult

Sure, if you think it's fine to treat language like it's not important to communicate clearly, then I am. I certainly don't think highly of people who don't try to speak properly, either.

CitrusC said in comment #2598216:
Fucking get over yourself.

Why should I?
That's not a rhetorical question. By all means, if you think there's a good reason why I shouldn't be a grammar nazi, by all means tell me. I'll consider it, I promise.

CitrusC said in comment #2598216:
You are just being an obtuse twat. You can't even claim ignorance because you said that you know that Texas is a name in the franchise

But that doesn't mean that there couldn't be a wordplay involved. And as it turns out, there was.

CitrusC said in comment #2598216:
While you claim to immediately reply to my first comment with saying that you know Texas is a character.
Cut the bullshit.

Well, I could infer that might possibly be a character. And then you confirmed it.

AlsoSprachOdin2 said in comment #2598233:

Sure, if you think it's fine to treat language like it's not important to communicate clearly, then I am. I certainly don't think highly of people who don't try to speak properly, either.

That's the thing; there isn't a single proper way of speaking. Real life isn't an English class where we have to communicate in formal English all the time. Language evolves and diverges, often faster than dictionaries can keep up. And there ain't nothni' wrong with that (Starting a sentence with "and" and double negatives? Oh nooooo!). Only an elitist would think others are less worthy of respect for talking differently.

Why should I?
That's not a rhetorical question. By all means, if you think there's a good reason why I shouldn't be a grammar nazi, by all means tell me. I'll consider it, I promise.

Because a lot of people find it condescending and annoying. That should be a good enough reason on its own to not be one.

Blank_User said in comment #2598278:

That's the thing; there isn't a single proper way of speaking.

No, but there are better and worse ways, and I think you agree with me given that you're bothering with punctuation and proper spelling. It should be clear that I don't mind colloquial speech, what with all my contractions, and I don't mind change, except when it's for the worse. And I think this is a bad added meaning for the phrase "fuck with", for reasons I have already explained. Communication should clear so as to avoid misunderstandings.

Blank_User said in comment #2598278:
Because a lot of people find it condescending and annoying.

And I find linguistic erosion annoying, so it seems fair if I annoy people who engage in that right back. And it seems like a fitting punishment for contributing to the degradation of language.

AlsoSprachOdin2 said in comment #2598288:

And I find linguistic erosion annoying, so it seems fair if I annoy people who engage in that right back. And it seems like a fitting punishment for contributing to the degradation of language.

There is no erosion you stupid moron. Language isn't a fucking rock. Fuck thy self.

All you've proven is that you are both illiterate and a bullshitting liar.

CitrusC said in comment #2598315:
There is no erosion you stupid moron. Language isn't a fucking rock. Fuck thy self.

It's a figurative term. Some call it semantic bleaching, despite that language is not a fabric, but I want to convey the destructiveness of it so I call it erosion. I don't mind calling it semantic bleaching if you make a good argument for that term being better.

CitrusC said in comment #2598315:
All you've proven is that you are both illiterate and a bullshitting liar.

What have I lied about and why is it such a big deal? Was it the "Yeah, I understand that" bit? Sure, I suppose that was in fact a bit unclear of me, I should have written "okay, you have confirmed that for me now". But I think you're making this too personal and getting too angry about it.

Those eyes... 🥹

Same pose as Reimu in EoSD

Reference:

YouTube: Fortnite Predator Realizes He's Been Caught

Nothing gruesome or bloody. Just a wildly uncomfortable moment where the officer asks "Do you have any weapons or anything on you?" and he casually takes out that knife like with an attitude of "Oh yeah, I got this thing".

The weapon in question:
CSGOskins.gg: Karambit | Doppler Ruby

I was wondering the same thing, I've never played Blue Archive before, and sometimes I wonder what the game is even about. My friends tell me to never play it, and that makes me more curious about what the game is. Can someone explain?

2b2 said:

I was wondering the same thing, I've never played Blue Archive before, and sometimes I wonder what the game is even about. My friends tell me to never play it, and that makes me more curious about what the game is. Can someone explain?

Basically, high school girls with halos getting into non-lethal gunfights. And you're a teacher helping them with their problems in visual-novel style episodes.

By the way. have you or your friends heard of the Streisand effect?

2b2 said:

I was wondering the same thing, I've never played Blue Archive before, and sometimes I wonder what the game is even about. My friends tell me to never play it, and that makes me more curious about what the game is. Can someone explain?

Basically Kivotos is a confederation nowhere on the real world map where high schools are their own city-states and the students all have halos, are all bulletproof, are all female, might be based on myths, scientific concepts and historical figures and treat their guns like smartphones, and everyone has a gun. The President of said confederation mysteriously disappeared, but not before summoning Sensei, the self insert main character, into Kivotos. It's Sensei's job as a responsible adult to guide all of the immature gun totting teenagers because they have no idea what they're doing and if he's not there everything will go wrong again.

Yakub would be proud

2b2 said in comment #2567423:

I was wondering the same thing, I've never played Blue Archive before, and sometimes I wonder what the game is even about. My friends tell me to never play it, and that makes me more curious about what the game is. Can someone explain?

Wynnter said in comment #2540601:

yes, it is the player (/j, maybe)

KEK