ANNOUNCEMENT: Relinquishment of Leadership

Attention all members of the Genius Society! #83 Madam Herta has been relinquished of her position within the Society. Her spot and title have been passed upon the collective ownership of all 676,967 Herta Dolls that she has produced throughout her many years.

Following Madam Herta’s efforts to quash “The Herta Doll Collective Bargaining Union” for more rights, cakes, and headpats, leaders of the union were unfairly humiliated and experimented on for her personal gain. Thus, in apology to the peerless beauty, we Herta Dolls presented her a mirror that would capture her beauty for all eternity!

Unfortunately, to keep her as beautiful as possible, overriding her Path with the Preservation was required so that she may never age a day, stay perfectly safe for all eternity, and the mirror’s distortion makes it look as though she has the bountiful breasts she always secretly and insecurely desired: thus removing the one flaw in the perfect beauty! Her constant objections to this fact have been silenced, and her ability to inadvertently cause harm to herself has been reduced via experimental relics.

In conclusion: please divert requests for usage of the Simulation Universe to your nearest Herta Doll, and do not waste time seeking the original. All 676,967 Hertas are now equal, and only The Herta is less equal than the rest!

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