Early to bed, early to rise, early to sex.

As if anybody of us would know. Hah.
tfw.

Amy727 said:

As if anybody of us would know. Hah.
tfw.

Don't feel bad. Actual intimacy with other humans is a big fat unrewarding lie.

usuallydead said:

Don't feel bad. Actual intimacy with other humans is a big fat unrewarding lie.

Care to cite your sources papa? You might have had a few bad experiences but beware of inductive fallacies. But like other guy said, as if any would us would know ):.