Solly is offended by the idea of his country being represented by a girly-man. I'm no patriot, but if we're going to celebrate this country, we're going to do it right: obnoxious screaming manly men with hilarious dialogue. Dammit.

EDIT: HOLY CRAP, how did this break into triple-digit favorites!? Thank you, everyone!! I really appreciate that so many people understand the pursuit of freedom and manliness!

suck it APH fansSolly and TF2 are (c) Valve
I don't know and I don't care what America and APH belong to, but it certainly isn't me. Whoever it is, they can keep them.