WELCOME to the Zero Day Family! Due to unwavering excellence in your field, you’ve been selected to be a part of not just our future, but the worlds!

To commemorate this incredible step forward in your existance, please find enclosed your very own ZERO DAY EMPLOYEE HOODY! Emblazoned with the portrait of our inspirational leader surrounded by his executive team, as well as the companies mantra running down both sleeves, on THE softest, most comfortable premium luxury hoody you will ever wear! Wear it and declare “I am the future!”

ARTIST:

@judgedarts

DATE:

09-12-3245

TIME:

2:44 PM

LOCATION:

Zero Day Tower- Zeros Penthouse

“WE SHOULD ALL APPRECIATE HOW THE DIVINE LIGHT HAS SELECTED US TOGETHER ON THIS MOST GLORIOUS DAY, LET US BE THE LENSE THROUGH WHICH THAT LIGHT CAN SHINE ON ALL THE LOST SOULS OF THIS FINE CITY-”

“OMG SHUUTTTT UP WIERDO. ZERO WHY IS HE EVEN HERE??? Damage, you wanna go take some selfies?? I have a filter, that will give us little bunny rabbit ear-”

"I would genuinely rather eat a stew made of my own teeth. YOU. Take the damn photo. I need to go get drunk enough to forget how pointless this was. Zero. I’m Expensing you for this suit"

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