An attempt was made.

Congratulations. You played yourself.

Now intead of a scalie he is a masochistic scalie.

fetishes this kids has so far,
naked apron, tail cover, self ironing, armor, ass and bondage. ya his mom is making him into a real sexual deviant.

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ah yes the Streisand effect

You know it's true love when every attempt to stifle lewd thoughts just becomes a new fetish instead.