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  • ? hi ye 167

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  • ? kantai collection 534k

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  • ? admiral (kancolle) 38k
  • ? fusou (kancolle) 3.1k
  • ? hiryuu (kancolle) 4.3k
  • ? i-class destroyer 1.6k
  • ? ise (kancolle) 2.2k
  • ? kongou (kancolle) 13k
  • ? maya (kancolle) 3.5k
  • ? t-head admiral 2.5k
  • ? yamato (kancolle) 7.5k

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  • ? 1boy 2.0M
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  • ? chinese text 46k
  • ? clenched teeth 97k
  • ? comic 687k
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  • ? computer mouse 5.3k
  • ? crying 106k
  • ? double facepalm 78
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  • ? english text 371k
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  • ID: 4585069
  • Uploader: NNescio »
  • Date: almost 5 years ago
  • Size: 133 KB .jpg (753x772) »
  • Source: pixiv.net/artworks/56919642 »
  • Rating: General
  • Score: 18
  • Favorites: 24
  • Status: Active

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admiral, kongou, yamato, hiryuu, maya, and 4 more (kantai collection) drawn by hi_ye

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  • HOW TO PLAY KANCOLLE【中文注意】

    【中文注意】
    田中教你如何玩艦隊收藏( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)
    日本語:pixiv #56920760 »
    原梗:http://i.imgur.com/ThIG4Rl.jpg

    HOW TO PLAY KANCOLLE (Note: Written in Chinese)

    Note: written in Chinese
    Tanaka is here to teach you how to play Kancolle. ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)
    Japanese ver: pixiv #56920760 »
    Original meme: http://i.imgur.com/ThIG4Rl.jpg

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    NNescio
    almost 5 years ago
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    Deserves truth, right?

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    Rathurue
    almost 5 years ago
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    NNescio said:

    Deserves truth, right?

    It's the whole shtick. Never before you'll go into rage so hard when you're just one map away from boss, and then the compasshitonate fairies began to run their hidden script: to reroute your fleet to end node.

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    chongjunxiang
    almost 5 years ago
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    FYI, those are the alleged quote that Tanaka made in an interview. Especially the Chinese community turned 'taking joy in the process' as their copium meme.

    Edit: yeah...those are actually fake quote misattributed from a TV drama. The original quote is PS4 interview.

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    T34-38
    almost 5 years ago
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    NNescio said:

    Deserves truth, right?

    The story of every admiral who played that game honestly.

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    Frawnkenstein
    almost 5 years ago
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    I know it's a meme, but for a fleet that heavy to be reduced to bloody mess, you don't even need to sortie. Just challenge someone's heavy fleet (5-5 comps or event comps) in PVP.

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    AdventZero
    almost 5 years ago
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    It's basically a deck-building game where your only input is what cards you've put in said decks, which formation you're stacking them, and leave the rest of the game to be played out via RNG/AI. It's frustrating, but when your only input is at the strategic level you really don't have much say at the tactical level command.

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    RNGCombo
    almost 5 years ago
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    AdventZero said:

    It's basically a deck-building game where your only input is what cards you've put in said decks, which formation you're stacking them, and leave the rest of the game to be played out via RNG/AI. It's frustrating, but when your only input is at the strategic level you really don't have much say at the tactical level command.

    In other words it captures the experience of a WWII-era Admiral of the Navy perfectly.

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    Epicsword
    about 4 years ago
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    RNGCombo said:

    In other words it captures the experience of a WWII-era Admiral of the Navy perfectly.

    Man, IJN had the worst RNG i must say, had more than 340 ships and lost almost all of them from garbage RNG, damn better luck next time Tanak... i mean IJN.

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    Demundo
    about 3 years ago
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    Epicsword said:

    Man, IJN had the worst RNG i must say, had more than 340 ships and lost almost all of them from garbage RNG, damn better luck next time Tanak... i mean IJN.

    I mean, you have the option to retreat.
    So that's your fault, not the game's, or RNG or IJN or anything else.

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    Hamon Yamaguchi
    almost 3 years ago
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    Epicsword said:

    Man, IJN had the worst RNG i must say, had more than 340 ships and lost almost all of them from garbage RNG, damn better luck next time Tanak... i mean IJN.

    Bullshit comment. I wonder what will happen to you in real life war situation.

    Hope you get PTSD in the end of the war, ha!
    Mod comment: Plesase do not threaten others, it is against the site rules.

    Updated by a moderator almost 3 years ago

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    Demundo
    almost 3 years ago
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    HamonYamaguchi said:

    Bullshit comment. I wonder what will happen to you in real life war situation.

    Hope you get PTSD in the end of the war, ha!

    To be fair, the IJN did gamble a lot.
    And most of their gamble turned out badly.

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    aghast gannet
    5 months ago
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    Demundo said:

    To be fair, the IJN did gamble a lot.
    And most of their gamble turned out badly.

    Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

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    How to Play Kancolle    — By TANAKA
    First, sparkle your whole fleet. Then sortie.
    Welp, nothing you can do about the RNG.
    Don't be too concerned about the results.
    What is important is taking joy in the process of getting there.
    Next time things will get be—
    MOTHERFUCKING TANAKA!
    You shouldn't be in denial.
    Defeat
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