I wonder how many people are gonna learn the hard way that Hell is nothing at all like this? That the REAL party is in Heaven?

shinobivega said:

I wonder how many people are gonna have to learn the hard way that Hell is nothing at all like this? That the REAL party is in Heaven?

You'd think that "guy dies, goes to Heaven, his final reward is lewd angels for eternity" would be a more common set-up for a doujin.

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Kirboh said:

You'd think that "guy dies, goes to Heaven, his final reward is lewd angels for eternity" would be a more common set-up for a doujin.

Something something 72 houris.

Kirboh said:

You'd think that "guy dies, goes to Heaven, his final reward is lewd angels for eternity" would be a more common set-up for a doujin.

It would be a wonderful premise. But, it doesn’t fit the Devil’s bullshit narrative. Which is why anyone who tries to implement your advice is very likely to receive no small amount of pushback.

shinobivega said:

It would be a wonderful premise. But, it doesn’t fit the Devil’s bullshit narrative. Which is why anyone who tries to implement your advice is very likely to receive no small amount of pushback.

This really isn't the place for your proselytizing.

blindVigil said:

This really isn't the place for your proselytizing.

Oh? And trying to convince people that Hell is where people go if they want to have sex or have any kind of fun in the afterlife isn't a form of proselytizing?

shinobivega said:

Oh? And trying to convince people that Hell is where people go if they want to have sex or have any kind of fun in the afterlife isn't a form of proselytizing?

Heaven and hell aren't real, dumbass, masturbate to whatever you like. Everyone who makes money off of you by telling you "how to get to heaven" would say you're going to hell just for being on this site anyways.

...Being on this site might indicate that I already am.

DownWithTheThickness said:

Heaven and hell aren't real, dumbass, masturbate to whatever you like. Everyone who makes money off of you by telling you "how to get to heaven" would say you're going to hell just for being on this site anyways.

Those who believe the LIIIIIEEEEE that sexy is the same as Satanic very likely will say you're going to Hell just for being here. Those who don't fall for that deception from Hell, on the other hand, will not.