that was fast. the stream is still going

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that is, by definition, not a flaccid penis.

JellyBeanie said in comment #2598654:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that is, by definition, not a flaccid penis.

Depends. We need to commission a follow-up image where it's "hard".

FJH said in comment #2598658:

Depends. We need to commission a follow-up image where it's "hard".

We do not. This isn't about the size, it's about the simple fact that it's horizontal, in other words it isn't hanging down, therefore it isn't flaccid.
But if you intend to commission it regardless I won't stop you.