I feel like Rodion would be the one with the most amount of pubic hair, while Faust would be completely shaven.

JustAGalNamedMadison said in comment #2506224:

I feel like Rodion would be the one with the most amount of pubic hair, while Faust would be completely shaven.

Rodion would have a forest, Outis a river, Ishmael...ripped off (I think she's tough enough to handle it), Don's never grew in and Faust would probably have the "optimal" amount as dictated by the faustcord.